Peter's in Hollywood Blockbusters

I remember when Tinkerbell and I were playing pixieball, when we were visited by a young man, called Walt Disney. He told us that he wanted to make something called a movie about our adventures with Wendy, John and Michael in some place called Hollywoodland.


On our way to whatever-the-name-is land, he explained that Wendy Darling told our stories to her friend, J.M Barrie who was an author.

Walt told us more boring stuff about J.M Barrie, when I asked why wasn't Mr. Barrie here to speak for himself. Mr. Disney said he died in 1937, in Neverland, we live in the year 1911, and there was never a new year, because we never grow up! They don't called it Neverland for nothing!

When we went to see the impostors for the book that drawings move, they drawed our faces totally wrong! Tinkerbell got into her bad side, and started pulling people's hair. Then we got some news that everybody was scared of me, but Tinkerbell!

Then in 2015, still 1911 here, somebody posted something very rude! But then I had to say good-bye to Tinkerbell, because she was going to star in her very own movies, (which they also made them wrong) in 2008. But then in 2012, I started in a ''TV'' special for kids who never grow up, then in 2014, I did another special with Tinkerbell in that same show after 6 years without seeing each other!

Here's the honest "trailer" for my "movie"

                    ~Peter Pan